My Wife Thinks She is Funny

Tina: Hey baby, what do you call an orange who has gotten too much sun?
Me: What?
Tina: A Tan-gerine.

Sigh.

Or this one:

Me: Tina, what should I name my pet on Petsville?
Tina: (without missing a beat) Petsy Cline

Double Sigh.

I Heart my Funny Girl.